Movie quotes

Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we?

Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?

Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?

Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?

Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.

Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?

Mystery Man: At your house.

Fred Madison: That's f*****g crazy, man.

Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.

[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]

Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.

Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?

Mystery Man: Ask me.

Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?

Mystery Man: [over the phone] You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.

Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?

[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]

Mystery Man: [over the phone] Give me back my phone.

[Fred gives the phone back]

Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.

1 comment:

Ron said...

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
Oh how I wish he'd go away