2008-12-27

Suicide in Art

For whatever reason, I discovered the Wikimedia Suicide in Art category. So for your edification, here are some suicide attempts throughout history.


Suicide by wearing blue pantaloons. Source.


Suicide by self-inflicted gender realignment surgery. Source.


Suicide by falling asleep after playing with knives. Source.


Suicide by gaining weight until knife pierces heart. Source.


Suicide by looking exceedingly ugly (and stabbing the wrong part of your chest). Source.


Suicide by lying down near the docks pretending to sleep while a man smoking a pipe watches you until you starve to death. Source.


Suicide by being drunk and stupid in front of your army buddies. Source.


Suicide by finding a really, really bad place to urinate. Source.


Suicide by ripping down the shower curtain and hoping Norman Bates will attack you. Source.


Suicide by drunken, debauched sorority party. Source.


Suicide by suddenly looking up at the wrong time. Source.


Suicide by lighting crew. Source.


Suicide by eating too much at Christmas. Source.


Suicide by imbibing American brewed lite beer. Source.


Suicide by crowd-surfing at the coliseum. Source.

2 comments:

Noni Mausa said...

Hah! Love it.

The "suicide by American beer" is particularly painful and prolonged, I hear. I use the stuff for weed control, myself.

Noni

BLBeamer said...

Re: the American lite beer.

Oughtn't the purveyors of it be charged with - at the least - being accessories to murder?