The Infamous XI

  1. Geoffrey Boycott - Convicted of assaulting a former girlfriend
  2. Salim Malik - Attempted to bribe others to throw matches
  3. Shivnarine Chanderpaul - Shot a policeman in the hand
  4. Rashid Patel - Attacked an opposition player with a stump on the field
  5. Hansie Cronje (c) - Bribed to throw matches
  6. Trevor Chappell - Bowled the underarm delivery
  7. Greg Dyer (wk) - "Caught" a delivery rolling on the ground
  8. Shane Warne - Drugs, women, mobile phones and bribery
  9. Makhaya Ntini - Charged with rape
  10. Tony Lock - Charged with molesting children
  11. Matthew Brimson - Exposed himself in a team photo
  12. Peter Roebuck - Indecent assault of two teenage cricketers
Umpire #1 Shakoor Rana - argued with Mike Gatting and delayed a Test match
Umprie #2 Tony Randall - convicted child abuser

From the Department of Attempted Humour

© 2005 Neil McKenzie Cameron, http://one-salient-oversight.blogspot.com/

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