Sandra watch re-runs of John Cleese to relieve the boredom.
"Dear God, please heal me of my eyebrow warts and cheek fluff"
The commander undergoes a 21st century lobotomy.
"I've received a communication from the future! Our show is going to be cancelled!"
This man is evil. He is actually a space alien using telepathy to control our minds and make us think he looks like a human. We know this because of his evil moustache.
"You gotta purty behind, mister"
While the women engage in low-level psychological warfare, Tony keeps an eye on.... things.
Tony's Spaghetti Marinara recipe is a monumental failure.
"At this present moment in time I am exceptionally distressed to the point where mere words cannot adequately convey the depth of emotions that I am experiencing." (Reminds me of Arnie in Total Recall)
Dr Russell, whose brain is tilted 45 degrees forward, has a brilliant idea .
"The humans are beginning to see through our fake moustaches, beards, boobs and personality!"
In order to rescue a man trapped in a room, Moonbase Alpha recruits the talents of experienced cavers.
Frank pays the price for eating 25 cans of baked beans near an open flame.
Moonbase Alpha's muzak choice for the day cheers all Kyuss fans.
Count Rugen encourages Prince Humperdink to murder Buttercup.
Don't argue with a woman wielding a 10cm perspex rod. (or even a katana)
Maya reluctantly agrees to join in.
Meanwhile, Tony's Spaghetti Marinara begins to take over Moonbase Alpha.
Maya can't get the Spaghetti Marinara out of her mind... literally.
"The computer's calculations are correct! Blake's Seven is killing us in the ratings!"
Commander Koenig has another bad acid trip.
"Sorry. I don't understand what a 'safety word' is."
"I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how The Machine makes you feel."
Sandra finally understands the problem of being attracted to emotionally distant men.
Suddenly Alan Carter returns to earth and begins a relationship with Courtney Love.
Suddenly a man in black attacks the dune buggy on earth.
Meanwhile, back on the moon, Commander Koenig (he with web cam on top of helmet) follows the moon buggy's two-stroke smoke.
Meanwhile, back on earth, Courtney Love continues to ride on the coattails of a dead man.
And here's a picture of a guy cutting his hedge.
And here's a picture of the same guy holding a canister of atomic fuel.
Greco-Roman wrestling in the future requires space suits, not oil.
The cast laugh at the producer's ideas for the next story.