Odd News phrases

The boy, 2, and girl, 3, went missing in their pyjamas near Yallingup yesterday morning. (smh)

- Their parents should have checked the size of the garments first.

The Japanese Farm Minister, under fire for a series of political funding scandals, has died after an apparent suicide attempt. (ABC)

- Lucky it was only an attempt.

1 comment:

michael jensen said...

Yes, haha, but don't you think labelling the post 'humour' presumes rather a lot?