Blame everything on Barry

• Hot off the press! Barry is to blame for everything!
• Japanese Finance Minister Shoichi Nakagawa has resigned. Obviously he's done so because of Barack Obama.
• Euro drops to ten-year low. This is because of something bad Obama has done lately. I just know it.
  
• GM and Chrysler want more money. This is because of the economic mess Barack Obama has managed to create in his first few weeks in office.
• 20,000 Californians will lost their jobs because, like, Barack Obama was actually the "Shadow Governor" of California and caused their economic demise.
• Joss Whedon is giving up on making Television shows. This must be due to the MSM's love for Barack Obama confusing their senses and not making good choices for shows.
• A 135kg (297lb) woman is refused entry into New Zealand because of her size. Her illness is a direct result of Barry's socialist policies, as is the fascism of New Zealand government officials.
• The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife. This never would've happened under George W. Bush.
• Internet use is good for the brain. Obviously Barry doesn't surf the net otherwise he would've cut taxes and invaded Mexico by now.
• True Christians who obey the Bible oppose the stimulus.